But give me the sububs and stucco, smart villas, and spick-and-span shops.
"Up to date" is our siney quay non in these days. Fang der sickle, yer know.
Wich is French for the same, I persoom, and them phrases is now all the go.
Find 'em sprinkled all over the papers; in politics, fashion, or art,
If you carnt turn 'em slick round yer tongue, you ain't modern, or knowing, or smart.
Still a houting to Bolton ain't bad when the charry-bang's well loaded up
With swell seven-and-sixpence-a-headers. I felt like a tarrier-pup
On the scoop arter six weeks of kennel and drench in the 'ands of a vet;
I'd got free of the brimstoney flaviour and went it accordin', you bet!
'Ad a day at a village called Birstwith. The most tooralooralest scene,