As seen in my bedside scrawl,

Is always so poor,—that the great joke,

I'm sure, was no joke at all!


YES OR NO?

["The hand-writing of well-educated Ladies is often disgracefully illegible."—A Ladies' Journal.]

Oh, never did lover in fable

In such a predicament stand,

A letter I wrote to my MABEL,

To ask for her heart and her hand,