To the Pantaloon, and scared them,

But he was polite, and spared them

Words like "liar."

Lie, indeed! There is a middle

Course—say "fib" or "tarradiddle,"

"Not quite true," "A sort of riddle

Facts to smother."

We, who love the fair romancer—

Be she talker, singer, dancer,

What you will, she's sweet—we answer,