Tied to his task in the town—as you'll find.
Picking up coppers far better than picking up
Shells by the sea, or sham friends on the snore.
Bah! What have buffers to do with such kicking-up
Heels? It's a bore!
Who'll start a League to be called Anti-Holiday?
Bet half the middle-aged men-folk will join!
Then we might get an occasional jolly day,
Free from the pests who perplex and purloin.
"Health-Resort" quackery, portmanteau-packery,