"The ugly and unhealthy still

Associate with the name of Jerry;

And thus I work my wicked will,

And flourish, and make merry!"

'Twas so the Jerry-Jabberwock

Sang in a suburb, void of shame,

Blunderland's civic will to mock,

And put its sense to shame.

This ogre of our towns to slay,

Where is the urban "Beamish Boy"?