He moves at length, and now we'll see

Which way ... This telegram for me?

Oh, worst of human crimes

Is such delay!—it's monstrous quite!

I'll forward a complaint to-night!

Here, pen and paper—let me write

A letter to the Times!


MRS. RAM was heard to remark that she "didn't know a finer body of men than the Yokel Loamanry." Probably the old lady meant the Local Yeomanry.