THE POTATO AND THE HEPTARCHY.
(A Sensible Song for the Silly Season.)
["Even the Potato and the Heptarchy will not leave us perfectly equipped."—The Daily News on "Why Young Men Don't Marry."]
The Tater and the Heptarchy
Were walking hand-in-hand;
They wept like "first-night" Stalls to see
The folly of the land;
"If fools would not talk fiddlededee,"
They said "it would be grand!"