OF MALICE AFORETHOUGHT.

Cheery Official. "ALL FIRST CLASS 'ERE, PLEASE?"

Degenerate Son of the Vikings (in a feeble voice). "FIRST CLASS? NOW DO I LOOK IT?"


THE LAY OF THE LAST KNIGHT.

My name and style are ELLIS ASHMEAD BART—

Ah! happy augury. Would I could

Leave it so. But 'twill not do.

Like soap of Monkey brand,

It will not wash clothes,