And dapper Britons with attacks

Of livers and digestions faulty.

A garden fair with "Quellen" foul—

Ach, Himmel! How they taste those "Quellen"!

Then rolls and coffee, next a prowl

Among the shops with JANE or ELLEN;

The mid-day meal at table d'hôte,

All windows closed—a climate hellish!—

With dishes too crackjaw to quote,

And sometimes difficult to relish.