And dapper Britons with attacks
Of livers and digestions faulty.
A garden fair with "Quellen" foul—
Ach, Himmel! How they taste those "Quellen"!
Then rolls and coffee, next a prowl
Among the shops with JANE or ELLEN;
The mid-day meal at table d'hôte,
All windows closed—a climate hellish!—
With dishes too crackjaw to quote,
And sometimes difficult to relish.