UNLUCKY COMPLIMENTS.
Shy but Susceptible Youth. "ER—COULD YOU TELL ME WHO THAT YOUNG LADY IS—SKETCHING?"
Affable Stranger. "SHE HAS THE MISFORTUNE TO BE MY WIFE!"
Shy but Susceptible One (desperately anxious to please, and losing all presence of mind). "OH—THE MISFORTUNE'S ENTIRELY YOURS, I'M SURE!"
THE BAMSGATE SANDS.
It's hey for the sands, for the jolly Ramsgate Sands,