A LESSON IN FRENCH.
Fräulein Schnips (who does not devote as much attention to the Toilet as she does to Study, addresses Master Edward who has been made to join in his Sister's lessons during his holidays). "Edfard, fot is 'I vash my Hands' in French?"
Master Edward (sulkily). "Je me lave les mains."
F. S. "Now den. 'I do not vash my Hands.' Gu'est-ce gue c'est gue ça?"
Master Edward (seizing his opportunity). "Eh bien, c'est une habitude sale, dont vous devriez avoir honte!"
"SOME DAY!"
(Latest Egyptian Version of Milton Welling's popular Song.)
Mr. Bull to Miss Egypt, sings:—
I know not when the day shall be,