Enliven us no more!

(Remarks like these, if morals please,

I've furnished by the score.)

And should these verses but result

In making you perplexed,

You'll learn with glee they will not be

"Continued in our next"!


"Oh, these Christmas Bills!" cried Paterfamilias. "That's what I do," rejoined Impey Qunious. "My sentiments and practice precisely—'Owe these Christmas Bills'—and many others."