The amusing article, "A Man's Thoughts on Marriage," ought not to have appeared in The Gentleman, but in the United Service Magazine. This is evident.
TOO AFFECTIONATE BY HALF.
Auntie. "Oh, you naughty Boy! What are you doing? Smoking! Why you'll never Grow!"
Artful Nephew. "That's just it, Auntie. I don't want to Grow. I want to keep the same Size always, so that I can sit on your Lap, an' Love you!"