Of the modern Music Hall I'm chosen Laureate,
My cackle and my patter fill the Town;
I'm more popular than Burns, a thing to glory at;
My name is Pindar Boanerges Brown.
You have never heard it mentioned? Highly probable
A hundred duffers flourish on my fame;
But the Muse is so peculiarly rob-able,
And I am very little known—by name?
But ask the Big Bonassus—on the Q. T.—
Or ask the Sisters Squorks, of P. B. B.