Of the modern Music Hall I'm chosen Laureate,

My cackle and my patter fill the Town;

I'm more popular than Burns, a thing to glory at;

My name is Pindar Boanerges Brown.

You have never heard it mentioned? Highly probable

A hundred duffers flourish on my fame;

But the Muse is so peculiarly rob-able,

And I am very little known—by name?

But ask the Big Bonassus—on the Q. T.—

Or ask the Sisters Squorks, of P. B. B.