And "Smacky-Smack" for "Tiddlums,"—Isn't hers a tile?—

"Salvation Sue"—the stiffest of stiff jobs—

For roopy-raspy-voiced and vain "Œolia,"

Who dubs herself the Schneider-Patti Blend;

And now, a prey to stone-broke melancholia,

I sit and rack my fancy, to no end!

My ink runs dry, my wits seem gone wool-gathering;

And yet I know that over half the town

My "stuff" the Stars are blaring, bleating, blathering,

Sacking a tenner where I pouch a crown.