Why, unless he is a swaggering impostor,

I will gladly hail him as the Coming Man!

But he'll have to be a dab at drunken drivel,

And he'll have to be a daisy at sick gush,

To turn on the taps of swagger and of snivel,

Raise the row-de-dow heel-chorus and hot flush.

He must know the taste of sensual young masher,

As well as that of aitch-omitting snob;

And then—well, I'll admit he is a dasher,

Who, as Laureate (of the Halls) is "on the job!"