THE NEXT EGYPTIAN LESSON.
Scene—Interior of the Sanctum of the Young Khedive. Present, his Highness. To him enter the British Representative.
British Rep. I think your Highness desired to see me?
Khedive. Certainly, my dear Lord. I wish to express once again my great regret that I could have done, or said, or thought anything without taking your advice. You have quite forgiven me?
Brit. Rep. (in a tone of respectful annoyance). Thank you very much, your Highness; but as I am exceptionally busy this morning, I think, if you have nothing more to say to me, I will do myself the honour of taking my departure.
Khe. Oh no—a thousand times, no! Are you not aware that I am very European in tastes, am fond of books, and have a hobby in a small aquarium?
British Rep. So I have read, your Highness, in a London evening paper. And now, if you will permit me, I will——
Khe. Oh no—don't go, I promised you I would consult you in every important matter—and I mean to keep my word.
British Rep. I am glad to hear your Highness say so; and I can answer for Her Majesty's Government being extremely gratified at the report of this conversation. I shall make a point of communicating with the Premier forthwith. And now, with your Highness's gracious permission, I will take my leave.
Khe. What a hurry you are in! I have got a lot of important things to consult you about, and yet you won't wait a moment! I say, it's not treating a fellow fairly!