With lime for extracting the dirt;

With chemicals rot, and with wire-brushes rub!"—

That's the new Song of the Shirt.

Buy! Buy! Buy!

Though I'm but a poor Clerk, with scant "oof,"

Yet it's buy—buy—buy!

(My hosier's bills furnish full proof),

And it's O! to be a slave

To my Laundress, who's worse than a Turk.

I seldom look nice, and I never can save;