And fields and farms; yet when our Royal May

Weds—in July—'tis fit that Phoebus stay

His fiery car to welcome her! By Jove,

That sounds Spenserian! Illustrious Love

Epithalamion demands, and lo!

We've no official Laureate, to let flow,

With Tennysonian dignity and sweetness,

Courtly congratulation. Dryden's neatness,

Even the gush of Nahum Tate or Pye

Are not available, so Punch must try