Then we went down, and went together.
Next year 'twas Tom who went abroad;
He vowed that he'd be married—never!
But I was then engaged to Maude,
To Maude, who swore to love me ever.
Perhaps she kept her plighted word—
But, if she did, she chose as funny
A way as I have ever heard—
She married Some One Else and Money.
Maybe she did not feel inclined