The London County Council and the School Board will be censured by the Press.
There will be any number of railway "accidents," and avoidable "deaths by misadventure."
It will be discovered that the British Army is a myth, and that the British Navy is a snare and a delusion.
Parliament will be up in time for the partridges, even if a little late for the grouse.
Everyone will praise the United Kingdom as the land of the tourist, and promptly go abroad.
A subject of deep domestic importance will be discussed in the columns devoted to correspondence in the daily papers during the Silly Season.
A new Author will be discovered, and spring into great popularity with the Publishers, if not with the Public.
Out of every hundred novels, ten per cent. will be absorbed by the London Libraries, and the remainder carted off to the "Circulating Book Emporiums" at the seaside.
Someone will write his experiences, and expect someone else to read them.
A new Magazine will be started, to supply a want hitherto unsuspected.