Unmindful of doom unforbodingly playing.

The cook's charming manners are likely to please,

But the flash of that knife Snapping Turtles might freeze,

'Tis so strangely suggestive of—slaying.

The civic Brer Terrapin certainly seems

Extremely content with its time-honoured station.

Our "young men" may dream highly optimist dreams,

But Turtledom feareth what Turtledom deems

The perils of—Unification!

"No compulsion, of course, only, darlings, you must!"