Ebriosus loquitur:—

Silly spook-hunters show a wish to learn

If (hic!) departed spiritsh e'er return!

Did they, I should not have so dry a throttle,

Nor would it cost so mush to—passh the bottle!

Thersh no returning (hic!) of Spiritsh fled,

And (hic!) "dead men"—worsh luck!—continue dead!


Wanted Badly.—A "close time" for Autograph-hunting. Alas! the great—and even the not-so-very-great—are "made game of" all the year round.