MR. PUNCH'S CHILD'S GUIDE TO KNOWLEDGE.
Question. What is a holiday?
Answer. The hard work of that wearisome pursuit known as "pleasure."
Q. To whom are holidays profitable?
A. To the butchers, the pastry-cooks, and last, but certainly not least, the doctors.
Q. What are the ends of holidays?
A. Pills and Bills.
Q. What are pills?
A. The means by which fortunes are made, and in another sense Clubs kept select.