Diddle in the wide, wide world.
Wot sez 'Enery 'Awkins, 'onest 'Enery 'Awkins?
Law wants alterin' right away.
P'raps it may be one day, but were it next Monday,
Me and you 'twould not repay!
(Spoken or sighed.) Would it?
O Lizer! Sweet Lizer!
Strikes me wot is called the Law is often fuss, and fraud, and fudge!
But dear Lizer! D'y'ear, Lizer?
Mister Justice 'Awkins is a fust-class Judge!