And if our policemen caught the Sphinx

Propounding "Missing Words," one thinks

Our British justice could not fail

To send her speedily to gaol!


Impy and Garry.—Colonel Saunderson, "speaking as an Irishman" (did anyone ever hear the gallant Colonel speak as an Englishman?), didn't object to being classed among his countrymen, whom Mr. BRODRICK had styled "impecunious and garrulous." He might have quoted the name of one of their own national airs as emphasizing, by descriptively abbreviating, these two epithets, namely, "Garryowen." "Garry" is clearly the short for "garrulous," and "owen" is the oldest form of "not payin'."


A "TURKISH OCCUPATION;" OR, VISIONS IN SMOKE.

"The Khedive has been the object of numerous marks of personal friendship on the Sultan's part."