She. "But if you get Giddy, why do you come to Dances?"
He. "Well, I'm a Bachelor and that sort of thing, and it's the only way I can see of repayin' Hospitality."
Parliamentary Declension.
Nominative—M.P. "named." Genitive—M.P. in possession of the House. Dative—Giving it hot to M.P. Accusative—Charge against M.P. Vocative—"O! O!" and (pro-vocative cries). Ablative—M.P. is removed in custody of Serjeant-at-Arms.
The subject of conversation in the presence of Mrs. R. was the Darlington magistrates' decision in the palmistry case. "Yet," remarked our old friend, thoughtfully, "palmistry is very ancient, and practised professionally by most excellent and good people. Isn't David always spoken of as 'The Palmist'?"
THE SONG OF THE SHOPKEEPER.
Will the Season be long?