Hours are long, and meal-time short,

Mashing bores, who think it "sport,"

Say the things they didn't ought!

Gather, then, the tips that fall;

Don't let vulgar chaff appal;

To the Bar you've had your "call"!


Con. for Competitive Sportsmen.—Q. What is the most unpopular thing in the (sporting) world? A. A "record," because it is always being "cut," by everybody, everywhere, every day.