Say, Statesman, are those figures found
Full warrant for your picture bold?
Our watch the wave-washed world around
Needs iron hearts, and ungrudged gold.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves!
Britons—free-handed—never need be slaves!
Mrs. R thinks the reason so many of the young men of the present day are bald is, because they don't use antimacassar oil as they did in her time.