Rates, rates, rates! Thanks, men of the L. C. C.! We trust the farthing now taken off Will never go back to ye!


"AFTER THE HEALTH CONGRESS IS OVER."

Scene—A Ball Room at the Mansion House.

He. (resting). Good floor, isn't it?

She. Quite. But tell me, have you been attending the Congress?

He. Of course; that is why I received an invitation to-night.

She. And you found the lectures and all that most interesting?

He. Yes, very; and then there were the Opera and the theatres in the evening.

She. But do let us talk about the Congress. Did you not discuss sanitation?