Mr. G. "I may find this eminently serviceable for examining the Liberal Majority."
["Mr. Gladstone has become an honorary member of the Guildford Microscopic Natural History Society."—Daily Papers.]
A MATTER FOR CONSIDERATION.
SCENE—Jones doing Honeymoon Driving Tour in Ireland. His Leader has just got one of the reins under his tail, and is lashing out vigorously.
Jones. "Here! Hi there! Catch hold of him! Hang it all, catch hold of him!"
Pat. "Begorra thin, was it this Ind ye'd be afther wantin' me to hould?"