Punch, or the London Charivari
Volume 107, December 29th 1894
edited by Sir Francis Burnand
THE COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON
(Founded upon the Farce of Christmas Cards.)
Scene—A London Drawing Room. Paterfamilias discovered reading a paper, and Materfamilias superintending the despatch of a number of cards.
Mater. (in a tone of irritation). I really think, John, that, considering you have nothing earthly to do this afternoon, you might come and help me.
Pater. You have said that twice before, my dear. Don't you see I am enjoying myself?
Mater. So like you! As if you couldn't give up that stupid paper—you declare there's no news in it—and do me a favour!
Pater. (putting down his paper). Well, anything for a quiet life! What is it?
Mater. I am sending a card to Mrs. Brown.