And several acts in each. And first the infant,

A vernal blossom of the Garrick Caste,

Playing the super in his bassinet,

And innocently causing some chagrin

To Mr. Eccles. Then there's Archibald,

New Boy, and nearly father to the man,

With mourning on his face and kicks behind,

Returning under strong connubial stress

Unwillingly to school. And next the lover,

Sighing like Alexander for fresh fields,