British Farmer, loq.:

Bless my old bones!—they're weary ones, wherefore I takes small shame—

For the first time for many a year mine looks a winning game!

A "bumper" harvest? Blissful thought! For long I've been fair stuck,

But now I really hope I see a change in my bad luck.

True, my opponent is a chap 'tis doosed hard to match.

I seed a picture once of one a playing 'gainst Old Scratch,

And oftentimes I feels like that, a-sticking all together,

Against that demon-dicer whom we know as British Weather!

What use of ploughs and patience, boys, or skill, and seed, and sickle,