Think you've got 'em in a line,

Or as near as doesn't matter?

Won't you feel in a rare stew

If they take to downing you?

Downing is a sort o' game

Two can play at here—thanks be!

Spin your lead out! Don't let shame,

Common sense, or courtesy,

Put the gag on your red rag;

Flourish it—like your Red Flag!