I have returned! Whole dusky tribes

I've wiped right out—such labour sweet is!—

And with innumerable chiefs

Arranged unconscionable treaties.

What's the result? I have become

A butt for each humanitarian,

Who call my exploits in the chase

The work of a "confessed barbarian."

And, worst of all, my rival, Jones,

Who'd any trick that's low and mean dare,