Lucullus Brown (on hospitable purpose intent). "Are you Dining anywhere to-morrow night?"

Jones (not liking to absolutely "give himself away"). "Let me see"—(considers)—"No; I'm not Dining anywhere to-morrow."

Lucullus Brown (seeing through the artifice). "Um! Poor chap! How Hungry you will be!"

["Exeunt,—severally."


THE ROYAL WELSH BARD.

[The Prince of Wales was initiated as a Bard the other day at the Carnarvon Eisteddfod.]

The Minstrel-Prince to his Wales has gone,

In the ranks of the Bards you'll find him;

His bardic cloak he has girded on,