"Gladstonius parvam rem Horatianam compositionis suoe ad Roseberium recitans."


A GOOD GUESS.

First 'Arry (who has been reading City Article). "I say, what's 'Brighton A's' mean?"

Second 'Arry (of a Sporting turn). "'Brighton 'Arriers,' I s'pose."


WONDERFUL WHAT AN ADJECTIVE WILL DO.

Brown (newly married—to Jones, whom he entertained a few evenings previously). "Well, what did you think of us, old Boy, eh?"