O decus Phœbi et dapibus supremi
Grata testudo Jovis, O laborum
Dulce lenimen mihi cunque salve
Rite vocanti.

Juvenis (astounded). Charming, I'm sure!

Senex (beaming). Think so? I fear you flatter.

Juvenis. Not at all. You may say, with your new favourite—

"Quod si me lyricis vatibus inseres,
Sublimi feriam sidera vertice."

Senex (modestly). Very pretty! But I fear the ever-youthful Muses may disdain an Old Man's belated wooing.

Juvenis (slily). Even a Grand Old Man's?

Senex (shuddering). Nay, no more of that, an' you love me. By the way, I wanted to consult you on a little musical matter.

Juvenis (dubiously). Ah! Concerning yon Hibernian Harp, I presume?