You will find yourself offered the Secretaryship of the Public Squander Department—to take care of the Milestones. Accept it. You will now have become a Civil Servant. On some future occasion I may suggest how you may successfully perform your duties in your new position.

A REALIST IN FICTION.

"I saw a Rabbit run through that Hedge!"

"No, dear. It was Imagination!"

"Are 'Maginations White behind?"


Definition.—A London Square is the Paradise of Perambulators. [208]


LYRE AND LANCET.