There, Mr. Punch, you are welcome to make any use you will of a statement that contains practically and tactically the final word on the future of naval warfare.
Crede, dear Sir,
Yours unusually
Experto.
A NEW DEPARTURE.
In pursuance of a recent correspondence in the Times, it has been decided to safeguard the rights and legalise the status of interviewees by the formation of an influential association. Mr. Punch has been accorded an advance proof of the prospectus.
SOCIETY FOR THE PROTECTION OF HELPLESS AND DESERVING INTERVIEWEES.
(Founded Oct. 24, 1894.)
Chief Offices: Utopia. Operating Room and Infirmary: Harrow Weald.
Council.