Mem. by an Old Maid.—If you "look over your age," you won't find anyone else willing to do the same.
DEEPER AND DEEPER STILL.
He. "Isn't that Mrs. Gayly sitting by Thompson? How Fat she's grown! What a misfortune for a Woman to look like that!" She. "Oh—you should not say that to Me!"
He. "Why not? Of course I only meant when the Woman is young!"
"FOR EXAMPLE!"
Or, an Ex-Radical's Reflections in a Peer-Glass.
["I say that I, at any rate, am ready to view with favour any reasonable proposal which would add an elective element to the composition of the House of Lords, which would bring them into closer touch with popular sentiment."—Mr. Chamberlain at Leeds (Times' Report).]