Title for the New Irish Farcical Comedy.—The Two (or more) Shamrocks; or, A Little Cheque!


THE INCONVENIENCED TRAVELLER'S PHRASE-BOOK.

(To be Translated into every Language.)

An Incident en Route.

Why, although I telegraphed for rooms, am I told at three in the morning that there is no better accommodation for me than this stable?

Why do you threaten me with the police-station for protesting?

Why do you take me by the throat and drag me along when I am offering no resistance?