THE INTERESTING INVALID.
Dr. Lobster (to Nurse Crab). "Can't make out what's the Matter with him! Expect he's shamming!"
ONE TOO MANY ALL ROUND
Sportsman (showing his horses to friend who has ridden over to see him). "Now that's the cleverest little beggar I ever had in my life—obliged to sell her though—got too many." (Insinuatingly.) "By the way, she would carry you!"