With blow-pipe, and lamp-black, and size, you won't find London through if yer try;

And at "wiping a jint"—ah!—a pickter—there's none as can wipe Joey's eye.

Then at sanitry work! Bless yer buttons, yer dashed County Council ain't in it;

And as to that there Wallace Bruce, wy, I'll jist wipe him up in a minit,

Though he has a good fighting name on 'im. Calls me a quack, too, does Bill,

And 'ints I dunno my own trade! Wait a bit, and I'll give him a pill.

Insanitry aireys, indeed! As a judge of a rookery or slum

There ain't ne'er a Cockney C. C. as can sideup with Joey the Brum;

Wot 'e doesn't know 'aint wuth knowing. I'll set 'em all right, though,—in time.

When England's all Brummagemised, and I'm boss of it, won't it be prime?