No Crops this Year!!—A startling announcement, founded upon the new rule of the Kennel Club, to the effect that after March no crop-eared dog can win one of the K. C. prizes. "Hooray!" quoth the dogs. "Full ears and no crops!"
Editor of Libellous Rag (who has just received a terrific but well-deserved kick). "Dud you mane thot?"
Colonel McMurder. "Yis, oi dud, you thunderin' villain!"
Editor. "Oh, very well, thot's all roight. Oi t'ought it moight av been wan o' thim prac-ta-cle jokes!"
THE INTERVIEWER'S VADE MECUM.
Question. What is the object of an interviewer?