"IS IT POSSIBLE?"
Mr. Gooldenheim of London (to Mr. Beauchamp S. Potts of New York). "Now you tink that you can alvays also tell an Englishman in America. I tell you dat is a gread mistake. I vass Dree Monts in the Unided Stades, and dere vasn't One Man dat guessed I vas an Englishman!"
A HOPELESS CASE.
Of literary pleasures, my first and chief delight,
Was to read the thrilling serials our deft romancers write,
To follow up each hero to the altar from his teens,