"Here lies a man who perished from too many magazines!"
KNOWING WHERE TO STOP.
He. "Yes, it was very confusing."
She. "It must have been! Had I been you, I should have blushed to the roots of my—er—Eyebrows!"
DISTURBED!
["The (Turkish) soldiers then came and promised the protection of the Imperial troops to all who should lay down arms, and seek refuge in the Turkish camp. This offer was accepted by an Armenian clergyman on behalf of 360 persons of all ages and both sexes. The Turkish colonel ordered them to be provided with supper along with the soldiers, and then at night had them escorted to a distance from camp, where they were despatched and thrown into a large pit, dead and dying together."—Report, from Moush, of Daily Telegraph's Special Correspondent, on the Armenian Atrocities.]