Yours, A Worshipper of the Bard.
Sporting Query.—Why is it pretty certain that Captain Gratwicke, of the National Rifle Association, will not run a horse, or if he does he will not employ the jockey he had originally intended, for this year's Derby? Because at a meeting of the N. R. A. it was announced that "Captain Gratwicke withdrew his proposed rider."
'ARRY ON 'ORSEBACK.
'Arry (in extremities). "Well, gi' me a 'Bike'!"