In a pool in the Park through the ice,

So he took a rough towel his body to scrub,

He sped to the Park,—quite avoiding the Pub,—

He stripped in a blizzard,

Which pierced to his gizzard.

And shrivelled his skin till he looked like a lizard,

Plunged, shuddered, shrank, stammered,

"How n-n-n-n-ice!"

But when through the laurels I happened to glance,